Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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sky silverstein

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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