A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Small Penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Japan

whats hairy and crys your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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