What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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