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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

women's rights.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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