knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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