Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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