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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

13 =B you just learned something

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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