- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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