- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

How about that airline food?

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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