yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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