- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Get on the boat.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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