- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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