- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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