why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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