Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Donald Trump

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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