- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

You're so sweet I have diabetes

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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