- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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