- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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