A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Gus's mom

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

penis. nuff said.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

He--Hey guys

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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