What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Gus's mom

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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