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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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