Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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