- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smelly Indians.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Can midgets still have big dreams?

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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