- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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