Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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