You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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