- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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