- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

I have a horse.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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