I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

penis. nuff said.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

He--Hey guys

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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