How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What's 9+10? 19

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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