why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

So a horse walks into a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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