Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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