Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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