- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

A seal walks into a club.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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