Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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