what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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