- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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