- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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