How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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