- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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