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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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