what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Sarah Palin.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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