- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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