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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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