A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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