Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Women's rights

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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