What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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