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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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