'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Tony Romo

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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