Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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