what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Anti Joke

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