A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

knock knock? come in

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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