I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

If you are reading this you are a nerd

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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