- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

i hate non minorities!

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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