What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Fine, ladies first.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

hi charles lattuca III

I'm homeless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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