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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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