knock knock? come in

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Knock Knock.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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