a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Fine, ladies first.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

I'm homeless.

hi charles lattuca III

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Ross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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