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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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