- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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