an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

woman's rights

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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