Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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dallen loves penis

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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