What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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