What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Dumb

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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