- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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