I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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