What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Half life 3 confirmed

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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