whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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