How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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