- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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