- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

No your aunties a joke

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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