What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Yes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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