There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Take part of what?

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Anti Joke

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