- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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