- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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