- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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