- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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