What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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