Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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