Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Robin, get in the car!

Communism hehe xd

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

guess what what ...

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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