Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

thumb_up thumb_down -16

j.p. is dumb

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A guy walks into a bar

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops