- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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