- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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