- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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