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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

My three children are three big mistakes.

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