Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Eric is gay Ha

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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