THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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