- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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