.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How about that airline food?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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