- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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