A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Cheese

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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