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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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