what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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