Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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SEX

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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jews

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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