- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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