Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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