why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Chris is hairy

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Anti Joke

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