What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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