Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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