- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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