- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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