Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Jesus Christ

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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