Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Jimmy Saville

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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