Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Jack Stevens

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Blacks

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Women.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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