Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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