Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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