How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

ask me if i am a tree. no.

i like turtles

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

im telling maguire

hola said the chinese man

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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