What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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