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Do you play piano? No

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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