- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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