- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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