- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A man died.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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