What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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