- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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