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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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