When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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