Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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