What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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