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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.