- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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