- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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