What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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