What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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