- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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