- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What is 9+10? 19

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A drunk guy walks into a car

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

bite me

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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