Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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