What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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the economy.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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woman's rights

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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