Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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