Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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