- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

a blind man walks into a wall

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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