Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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