- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why are black people so fast? because there black

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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